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Why Don't Sheep Shrink In The Rain

Something I've always wondered about A subject near and dear to my heart Why don't sheep shrink in the rain It's puzzled me right from the start! A theory that sometimes is bandied about Maybe their wool is non-shrinking Sounds quite a bit far fetched to me Someone's jazzing me I'm thinking! Quite plausible if you think about it though But whether it's true or it's not Sheep I've talked to don't give a rat's *** Damn wool is making them hot!

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Date: 7/29/2015 10:45:00 PM
Hahah! That last stanza is hilarious! I love your mind Jack. You come with such pleasantly clever things! Always, Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/30/2015 6:06:00 AM
I got a kick out of this one too!!! LOL Love, Jack xxx
Date: 8/19/2012 6:34:00 PM
lol. Funny as hell, Jack. I like this well-written piece. Well done. :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/19/2012 6:41:00 PM
Glad to provide the chuckles, my friend! Mission accomplished! LOL Love and big hugs, Jack xxxxxx