Why Does the Waiter Look Away

Why does the waiter look away?
Every time I want to pay.
I never like to make a fuss,
Or ever, ever swear or cuss.

Up goes my hand to beckon her,
or maybe him, if you prefer,
but I might as well scream and shout 
as the waiter always moves about.

I look a fool as I pen the air,
in an attempt to draw a stare.
So, tell me what I have to do?
A simple question I put to you?

The waiter will expect a tip,
But I might as well give the slip,
If I’m completely overlooked,
In this restaurant I should not have booked!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Wolf Avatar
August 25, 2019 at 4:39 PM
--Maybe the waiter does NOT want a tip! Try that the next time the waiter looks away! LOL. (Btw, I hate it when this happens)! :) gw
Thompson Avatar
August 25, 2019 at 4:45 PM
Me too. It's a pet hate. Sometimes I swear the waiter avoids you on purpose. Thankfully there are also some great restaurants where this isn't the case. Hope all is well my friend. RT
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