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Why Do Men Scratch

Why do men scratch
Adjusting their dress they say
But more like a sneaky grope
Is what they do each day

We women can’t help but notice
The obvious ploy of you men
Whether its cos of sweaty bits
But you just don’t care, -  when

What if we went about
Having a scratch as we walk
Can you imagine the tongues wag
Wondering what we have caught

Now you males of the universe
Think before you scratch
Whether anyone is watching
Or is it “ You don’t care a hatch”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013




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Date: 6/10/2013 12:29:00 AM
hey it get sweaty down there lol
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Seren Roberts
Date: 6/10/2013 5:28:00 AM
LOL Christopher, is that the answer then!!!! Seren
Date: 6/6/2013 4:16:00 AM
oh you are so right with this one lol xx
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Seren Roberts
Date: 6/6/2013 4:46:00 AM
Wow Mandy your the first female to comment. Wonder why? Lol.....Seren
Date: 6/2/2013 11:59:00 AM
Hey,I don't :)))
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Seren Roberts
Date: 6/3/2013 12:17:00 AM
Glad to hear that Kash....Seren
Date: 6/1/2013 9:16:00 PM
I only scratch me head in wonderment, and where a woman's eyes are wandering:) Nice write
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Seren Roberts
Date: 6/2/2013 1:15:00 AM
Watch out for splinters.......Seren
Date: 6/1/2013 4:20:00 PM
great write. nice poem
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Seren Roberts
Date: 6/2/2013 1:16:00 AM
Thanks for stopping by Funom ...Seren
Date: 6/1/2013 7:38:00 AM
LOL. Scratching oneself is like needing to use the restroom. When you gotta, you gotta. This was charming. :)
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Seren Roberts
Date: 6/1/2013 2:26:00 PM
Lol Drake, thanks for your answer...Seren

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