Why Do Men Scratch

Why do men scratch
Adjusting their dress they say
But more like a sneaky grope
Is what they do each day

We women can’t help but notice
The obvious ploy of you men
Whether its cos of sweaty bits
But you just don’t care, -  when

What if we went about
Having a scratch as we walk
Can you imagine the tongues wag
Wondering what we have caught

Now you males of the universe
Think before you scratch
Whether anyone is watching
Or is it “ You don’t care a hatch”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Night Avatar
June 10, 2013 at 12:29 AM
hey it get sweaty down there lol
Roberts Avatar
June 10, 2013 at 5:28 AM
LOL Christopher, is that the answer then!!!! Seren
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
June 6, 2013 at 4:16 AM
oh you are so right with this one lol xx
Roberts Avatar
June 6, 2013 at 4:46 AM
Wow Mandy your the first female to comment. Wonder why? Lol.....Seren
Poet Avatar
June 2, 2013 at 11:59 AM
Hey,I don't :)))
Roberts Avatar
June 3, 2013 at 12:17 AM
Glad to hear that Kash....Seren
Vaso Avatar
June 1, 2013 at 9:16 PM
I only scratch me head in wonderment, and where a woman's eyes are wandering:) Nice write
Roberts Avatar
June 2, 2013 at 1:15 AM
Watch out for splinters.......Seren
Makama Avatar
June 1, 2013 at 4:20 PM
great write. nice poem
Roberts Avatar
June 2, 2013 at 1:16 AM
Thanks for stopping by Funom ...Seren
Tacito Avatar
June 1, 2013 at 7:38 AM
LOL. Scratching oneself is like needing to use the restroom. When you gotta, you gotta. This was charming. :)
Roberts Avatar
June 1, 2013 at 2:26 PM
Lol Drake, thanks for your answer...Seren
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