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Why Chickens Can't Snore

Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toesies And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor

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Date: 2/20/2018 8:40:00 AM
My muse has gone to lunch .Talking of which ,sandwich time. Enjoy the day Jack.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/20/2018 8:47:00 AM
ENJOY dear friend!!!!
Date: 2/20/2018 6:57:00 AM
You are very slow today, I am going to lunch and will read your others when I come back... lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/20/2018 7:20:00 AM
LUNCH??? I just got us!!! Enjoy!!!
Date: 2/20/2018 6:51:00 AM
Jack, they say only time will tell, if it will all end bad or well. Imagine not growing old, and never going bold! Hmm... But won't everyone start to smell?
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/20/2018 7:19:00 AM
Can you imagine???? PEEEUUUUWWWW!!!!
Date: 2/20/2018 6:49:00 AM
Ohhh valid points.. An elephant jumping would cause an earthquake lol..
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/20/2018 7:18:00 AM
So true! Come to me when you need inspiration!!! Good whatever, dear friend!!!!