Why Chickens Can'T Snore

Have you ever pondered why chickens can't snore Or why elephants can't jump all four feet off the floor Chickens don't have noses In fact they don't have toesies And if an elephant could jump, it would destroy the decor
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Cunningham Avatar
February 20, 2018 at 8:40 AM
My muse has gone to lunch .Talking of which ,sandwich time. Enjoy the day Jack.
Ellison Avatar
February 20, 2018 at 8:47 AM
ENJOY dear friend!!!!
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February 20, 2018 at 6:57 AM
You are very slow today, I am going to lunch and will read your others when I come back... lol
Ellison Avatar
February 20, 2018 at 7:20 AM
LUNCH??? I just got us!!! Enjoy!!!
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February 20, 2018 at 6:51 AM
Jack, they say only time will tell, if it will all end bad or well. Imagine not growing old, and never going bold! Hmm... But won't everyone start to smell?
Ellison Avatar
February 20, 2018 at 7:19 AM
Can you imagine???? PEEEUUUUWWWW!!!!
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February 20, 2018 at 6:49 AM
Ohhh valid points.. An elephant jumping would cause an earthquake lol..
Ellison Avatar
February 20, 2018 at 7:18 AM
So true! Come to me when you need inspiration!!! Good whatever, dear friend!!!!
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