Whos the Daddy

Those yanks in their tanks never got many thanks 
The locals moaned, ‘they’re over here’ *
We Brits had the ration, those yanks sought out passion 
With cigarettes, chocolate and beer

Girls couldn't rely on a whiff of a nylon
So legs got the tea or the gravy **
Eye liner pencil sufficed for the seam
The trick was to not make it wavy

But Typhoo and Bisto for fellas from ’Cisco
Was something quite hard to explain
Those girls would do lock ins with painted on stockings
All thankful that it didn't rain

Then with the war over and husbands at Dover
And Uncle Sam’s troops on their toes
Wives by the dozen had buns in the oven
And those baby’s dads were John Does

             ——

* Over paid, over sexed and over here - a reference to American GIs
who came, seemingly, laden with otherwise rationed goodies.

** In the absence of nylons/stockings, women would ‘stain’ their legs
with tea and draw on the seam. According to Mr Google, some even
used gravy. Neither were waterproof and rain (in Britain?) was to be
avoided at all costs.

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Date: 6/11/2021 5:58:00 PM
Hello Terry … the same story going around was rife in Northern Australia with the Japanese on the doorstep. Without US assistance it hurts to think what the outcome could have been. You poem did give me a chuckle Terry - Lindsay
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Date: 6/12/2021 9:07:00 AM
Thanks Lindsay. Surely nobody on the allied side could deny America’s invaluable comradeship (if that’s a word). Not sure the result would have been the same without it. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Date: 6/11/2021 11:45:00 AM
Aye, I do fondly recall the days when a beautiful woman could be had for the weekend in exchange for a carton of cigarettes or a bottle of booze, both rationed, whereas I received the same return for sanitary napkins, hand lotion, and Old Spice. I've kept my WWII Ration Card just in case ......
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Date: 6/12/2021 11:17:00 AM
DNA can now sort out the family tree, but can pensioners cough up the cash? Koreans are still up in arms over Japan's "compensation" for Korean "comfort women" ......who knew a cuddle could so befuddle?
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Terry Flood
Date: 6/11/2021 12:04:00 PM
Ah, some of us young whippersnappers have to read about the war or watch movies. Who was this Napoleon geezer anyway? ;-) Terry
Date: 6/11/2021 4:37:00 AM
Your sense of humor is priceless, Terry. Thanks for the chuckle:)
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Date: 6/11/2021 12:05:00 PM
Thanks Daniel. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Date: 6/10/2021 6:55:00 PM
As they used to say about the Army: See the world; get paid. Have a good time; get laid. ~ gw
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Date: 6/11/2021 12:10:00 PM
I joined army cadets as a kid. But I had hair half way down my back (well it was the seventies). The Sergeant told me to get my hair cut or no uniform. I did get one inch cut off my hair, I didn’t get my uniform, I didn’t get laid... and I didn’t go back. Terry
Date: 6/10/2021 6:50:00 PM
Hilarious, but oh so true! Well-written, Terry.
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Date: 6/11/2021 12:13:00 PM
Thanks Milt. Glad you enjoyed. Terry.
Date: 6/10/2021 4:35:00 PM
omg this is hilarious on so many levels a HUGE fave for this clever rhyme:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 6/10/2021 4:48:00 PM
Thanks Jan. I’m really glad you enjoyed. I had lines 1, 2 and 4 in my head about a week ago, the rest finally took shape this evening. Thanks again.Terry
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