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Whoops Yours truly almost ditched the missus

Whoops! Yours truly almost ditched the missus... Who nearly knocked me upside noggin property of self anointed Unitarian sheikh yea... of course by accident, nor lame excuse accepted playing spontaneous hide-and-seek game, and not exactly romantic technique to allow, enable and provide sleek move antithetical to marriage vows but surefire guarantee driving marriage to brink immediately trending toward unique modus operandi countdown seek your ring bachelorhood days numbering less than week ushering hermit age regarding, the creator and master of Mattspeak understandable, she did shriek feeling abandoned, ready to freak out, she wearing easy to identify floppy pink hat shielding incognito pique, she gravely mistaken for banshee series of unfortunate events not for meek nor "Fake" feint of heart as blunderbuss just amazingly graced my smooth shaven cheek. Predicament arose after I drove 2009 Hyundai Sonata wheel hove (we love) to established local CJ'S TIRE & AUTOMOTIVE SERVICES 8:00 A.M. today November 19th, 2019 at: (1405 S Township Line Rd, Royersford, PA 19468), formerly mangrove bajillion years ago, thine spouse strove, while awaiting emergency brake replacement took short hike to purchase supplies walking within distance to: A.C. Moore Arts and Crafts 1824 E Ridge Pike Suite 102, Royersford, PA 19468, mine infinite wisdom erred when I didst prove thyself foolish heading by jove to aforementioned store ex post facto getting her name paged over intercom only to loopback to mechanic shop mentioned above, upon returning to 2 Highland Manor Drive she did Potchki while anchored, berthed, hunkered within her cove channel surfing for favorite program.

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Date: 11/20/2019 3:40:00 AM
Wow.... I was winded at the end... but wow... great write. A lot going on... Ann
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