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There once was a bold picidae*
Who pounded his beak just for play
on a double-decker
bus, now his pecker
resembles a flawed fricassee

(*picidae - woodpecker)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 8/19/2017 11:40:00 AM
Lol you must live near the woods. Piliated are some of the loudest. Enjoyed.
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Date: 7/19/2017 1:55:00 PM
You just unzipped the covers of my mind to the unprecedented worship of your adorable lines with a powerful choice of words that can't just be ignored. Showers of your wisdom is well palpated in this page and the only thing I can say is a big WELL DONE! Can't wait to have more of your mental command flowing through my reading mind.
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Date: 7/9/2017 2:04:00 PM
hahah.... wonderful John.... ~*
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Date: 7/11/2017 8:21:00 AM
Hi Eve. Glad ya got a chuckler ~ j
Date: 7/8/2017 4:06:00 PM
Another gem from ya pen, Mr Flats!
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Date: 7/11/2017 8:20:00 AM
Thanks Ray. I take that as a high compliment coming from a lim'rik master like you!
Date: 7/6/2017 1:30:00 PM
A well written Limerick dear, lim'rik flats! Much enjoyed!
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Date: 7/8/2017 8:22:00 AM
Thanks Demetrios!
Date: 7/4/2017 9:47:00 AM
ha ha ha love it John:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 7/6/2017 11:31:00 AM
;-)
Date: 7/4/2017 9:27:00 AM
A pecker run down by a bus, that would make any pecker lover cuss, no more pecking, after necking, Leaving all concerned nonplus
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Date: 7/5/2017 9:17:00 AM
Ouch!