Whodathunkit

Whodathunkit Jebediah Suggs watched the gopher tortoise hide – his veggies at risk “Y’all listen up, dang fool tortoise If’n yer expectin’ a meal Ya gotta ‘nother thin’ comin’ “I been a plantin’ and a waterin’ Watchin’ my garden grow Till y’all pop out ‘n’ steal a spinach leaf Ta take it with ya below “Dadgum hole makes it hard ta catch ya So I’s been standin’ watchin’ behind Yer in fer a new home Some spot with no veggies I’ll find” Ole Jeb, he nabbed his prey ‘N’ the offender looked had fear in ‘is eyes Turtle soup was what that gopher be thinkin’ But he was just goin’ fer a ride, much to his surprise Me, I yeehawed when Jebediah Snatched the tortoise and drove off on a relocation junket ‘Twas then I realized I’d become a redneck too So tell me, whodathunkit? *Entry for the “Something New” contest (based on a true experience)