Who Pissed In My Cornflakes?

I'm pissed off, Cause someone pissed in, My breakfast cereal... Most uncool, Just one spoonful, I'd be a fool... Yellowish milk? Not for me.... I may have pissed someone off, But colors I still see... Wait a minute, When I was out.... Did the Bad Girls Club, Stop by?....No doubt.... They're "pissed off" About my poem about their show... As far as I'm concerned, That show must go... No more untended meals, Refrigerator I'll lock... Hermatically sealed kitchen, Around the clock, I'll post guards, If I must, To keep them out, I'll have to trust, That in the end, I wont find out, One is a boyfriend.