Jan Allison Poet Limerick

Who Let the Dogs Out

My auntie purchased a great dane,
That mutt really drives her insane
When it does a poop,
It won’t fit the scoop,
Her husband’s now hired a crane 

They also have got a Shih Tzu
It constantly poops in her shoe
She abhors the critter
Cos it’s not a quitter
Their house is just littered with pooh
 
My Saluki’s a naughty pet
Last Monday he peed on the vet
Who was a trainee
And very brainy
I’m sorry his trousers got wet!

08/23/21

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Kim Rodrigues August 29, 2021 at 12:02 PM My sis has a Shih Tsu. I have to keep my socks on or hide them. And when I tell my sis, she says, “not my problem.”

Joanna Daniel August 29, 2021 at 4:49 AM Dog humour sure made me laugh, Jan:)

Terry Flood August 28, 2021 at 2:52 PM So it’s YOUR family that keeps filling the poop bins to overflowing. We’d love another dog, Jan... but I’m having second thoughts now! Terry

Jennifer Proxenos August 28, 2021 at 11:57 AM You are so good with humor and indeed making us all laugh. This is hysterical but as Lindsay says was the vet maybe guilty and not Saluki! Well penned my friend., Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Warren Doll August 27, 2021 at 1:39 PM Jan, you made me laugh out loud. Wonderful limerick! xx~ Warren

Delice Arleen Skelly August 26, 2021 at 12:15 AM Good fun as always, love to read your posts Jan...Delice

Lindsay Laurie August 24, 2021 at 11:00 PM Hello Jan ... are you sure the young vet was blaming your Saluki when he was the guilty one - thanks again Jan - Lindsay

Darlene De Beaulieu August 24, 2021 at 4:47 PM Hello Jan, a smaller dog wuls have been better. Hugs. Darlene De Beaulieu August 25, 2021 at 10:12 AM Hello Jan smaller dogs would be better. Hugs.

Tom Cunningham August 24, 2021 at 12:25 PM The bigger the dog the bigger shovel you'll need lol. Tom

Susan Lawrence August 24, 2021 at 8:38 AM Hysterical Jan..Each fur covered critter with its own dilemma. My sister is a veterinarian and a dane owner. I will send it over to her. She will love it ! You GO girl !!Hugs, Susan :)

Supraja Kannan August 24, 2021 at 6:02 AM Ha ha ha... Brilliant Limerick, Jan... Beautifully done...

Mike Gentile August 24, 2021 at 4:06 AM OMG, glad my boy is well behaved after reading about the crane!! Hilarious Jan ( as usual)!! Happy Tuesday xxoo

Victor Buhagiar August 23, 2021 at 11:20 PM At least my good morning (if you can call it that) began with a great laugh. Thanks. Hugs

Beryl Edmonds August 23, 2021 at 5:35 PM Brilliant Limericks Jan, a laugh is just what’s needed and the pooches have come up trumps… Hugs, Belle :-) xx

L Milton Hankins August 23, 2021 at 5:34 PM Ah, this is precious, Jan. I loved the idea of "hiring a crane." That's one helluva poop!

Jenna Logan August 23, 2021 at 2:35 PM A canine menagerie of little stinkers, and your kind of humor. Fun limericks, Jan.

David Kavanagh August 23, 2021 at 1:49 PM A brilliant triptych of Limericks Jan, your so right about pee and poop, I may just add slobber, my mutt retriever shakes his head and the walls get splattered, love the image of the crane and Great Dane, thank you for the laugh, cheers David

Darlene De Beaulieu August 23, 2021 at 12:39 PM Hello Jan, Wow! Fantastic!!!! Hugs. Darlene De Beaulieu August 24, 2021 at 11:26 AM Hello Jan, you are welcomemy friend. Hugs. Jan Allison August 23, 2021 at 1:09 PM Thanks sweet Darlene:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta August 23, 2021 at 12:13 PM Well said and done! I can not even imagine how people choose to live with animals in their home! Jan Allison August 23, 2021 at 12:23 PM Makes me glad i'm allergic to animal fur lol:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer August 23, 2021 at 12:13 PM ha! a very cute trio of limericks, jan! i enjoyed... Jan Allison August 23, 2021 at 12:23 PM So glad its fiction!:-) hugs Jan xx