Who Is That On My Roof

Who Is That On My Roof? Oh.. Hello Rudolph - How are you Fine thanks Damo - How about you? I am good thanks Rudolph - But is it true That Santa is stuck in my flue? Sorry to say it is indeed - He is stuck fast above his knees I am not sure if it's just his bum, or his very enormous tum! I tried Damo to take your advice And not add more spice to naughty and nice. But Santa was never going to eat more carrots As he thought I had probably never lied When I told him that mince pies help you fly! So what am I now supposed to do As I think it is all down to you To get Santa out the poo So can he please use your loo Once he has finally passed down your flue.. I think I may have the answer Rudolph.. As mince pies do help you fly! But please remember as I do.. don't ever light a fire in the flue. Let Santa have a little rest Than we can put to the test, Mince pie rocket fuel.. And add a carrot just for you.. Merry XMAS DAMO x