Who Do You Think You Are

Who do you think you are ? I’m better than you; I’m a dexterous writer and poet ; Am I proud ?,For saying the truth, No!, I love alliteration more than pun. So therefore ,I’m a rhymer and Rapper, Is that tautology or poetic jargons ? No!,it’s my pen;it has blue blood So,it vomits blood on my paper; Who do you think you are to have Challenged me to a contest ? I’m a man that fights in the nude, Without weakness and weapon, but witty and whimsical as I wobble ,wonder and walk into webs of written warriors of world wars. Am I drunk? No!, it’s not me but my pen, Faster than the speedboat, quicker than the Cheetah and more garrulous than Parrot. You think you are gracious ? I’m better-ludicrous ,malicious , incredulous , Sagacious and fallacious ;Now judge that ! I’m humane and detest oppressors, Obsessors, aggressors and assessors, Now ,you judge that !, …..But still… I’m still in love with you….. …..Hahahaha! .... 8-22-2018