Who Do I Think I Am

I think I'm a good diplomat,
I'm worth a prize or cup,
I stop all of our arguments
by simply shutting up.
I think I'm a good dresser,
I'm really quite a catch
although some socks have holes in
and that's why they do not match.
I think I'm an Adonis
God-like, striding on the sand
sucking in my stomach, and
my buttocks with both hands.
I think that I'm a master chef
my curry you can't beat it
the family say they're allergic
but at least the cat will eat it.
I think I'm a good vocalist
it's all part of my charm
though when I sing, the neighbours think
I'm testing smoke alarms.
I think that I'm a good lover when,
as my girl makes it plain,
I know she wants more as she says
'okay, is that it, then?'
I think I write good poetry,
the truth I may be fudging,
but maybe we should wait and see
if this gets through the judging.

For contest 'Who do you think you are', sponsor Caren Krutsinger
August 23rf, 2018
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Gauthier Avatar
September 28, 2018 at 9:00 PM
Belated congrats for this most delightful poem, Viv. Love it.
Beckman  Avatar
August 31, 2018 at 8:10 PM
Congratulations on your win! Made me laugh when I read the Adonis line.
Wigley Avatar
September 2, 2018 at 12:42 PM
Thanks, Nancy, I'm quite a catch :). Viv x
Gentry Avatar
August 30, 2018 at 6:33 AM
Congratulations on your win. A well-written and humorous. Enjoyed from start to finish.
Wigley Avatar
September 2, 2018 at 12:43 PM
Thanks, Susan, all good fun. Viv x
Wolf Avatar
August 28, 2018 at 4:38 PM
This is just wonderful. So understated and self-effacing. It's a first-place winner in my book. Very impressive, Viv. Congrats. ~ Gershon
Lamoureux Avatar
August 28, 2018 at 8:27 AM
Way to go, glad to see this one honoured. Enjoyed the second read.
Wigley Avatar
September 2, 2018 at 12:43 PM
Thanks, Richard, it's my self defecating sense of humour that keeps me going :)
Pappadogiannis Avatar
August 27, 2018 at 2:12 PM
Congrats Viv!! Loved this one... Going as a favourite :)
Allison Avatar
August 27, 2018 at 1:13 PM
Dropping back to say congrats on your win 'Adonis':-) hugs Jan xx
Pigeon Tart Avatar
August 27, 2018 at 12:46 PM
Lol awesome! Fabulous piece Viv! Congrats on your win :)) xomo!
Godwin Avatar
August 25, 2018 at 9:12 PM
A delight! Your wit, your wonderful wit, makes this a winner no matter contest placement. Thanks for my grin! All the best ... CayCay
Wigley Avatar
August 26, 2018 at 1:44 AM
Thanks, CayCay, glad you liked it. Viv x
Laurie Avatar
August 23, 2018 at 8:53 PM
G'day Viv … if this way me Viv, my wife would say 'you haven't been fishing, you've been in the pub' - I enjoyed your poem Viv - Lindsay
Wigley Avatar
August 26, 2018 at 1:44 AM
Thanks Lindsay, yes, that's the reason I don't eat mints :)
Callus Avatar
August 23, 2018 at 1:55 PM
Thank you for 28 lines of entertainment, Viv:) Your humour is always a pleasure to partake of. Regards // paul
Wigley Avatar
August 26, 2018 at 1:45 AM
Thanks Paul, I'm awaiting my 'man of the year' award. Again. regards, Viv
Allison Avatar
August 23, 2018 at 10:13 AM
ha ha ha great humour adonis I mean Mr Viv:-) hugs Jan xx
Dietrich Avatar
August 23, 2018 at 9:00 AM
I LOVE this and your very original take on the topic!! Maybe I can work on this challenge while on the plane today!!
Wigley Avatar
August 26, 2018 at 1:45 AM
Thanks Andrea, look forward to reading your entry, and have a great time up North. Viv x
Lamoureux Avatar
August 23, 2018 at 7:17 AM
Ha ha, I love it. So much fun, i’d Put you at the top of the podium!
Wigley Avatar
August 26, 2018 at 1:46 AM
Thanks Richard, you'd have to carry me though.... Regards, Viv
Watson Avatar
August 23, 2018 at 1:36 AM
You've missed out one vital ingredient here, Viv - your sense of humour! An amusing read over my morning cup of tea and images which will linger and cause a smile!
Wigley Avatar
August 26, 2018 at 1:46 AM
Thanks Wendy, always nice to raise a smile. Viv x
Man Avatar
August 22, 2018 at 11:53 PM
Viv, your write is a royal delight.. thank you for a captivating read!!
Wigley Avatar
August 26, 2018 at 1:46 AM
Thanks Lyric Man, glad you got a smile. regards, Viv
Vaso Avatar
August 22, 2018 at 10:57 PM
LOL Loved this, and fashion? of course you do!!!! you have the HAT!!!!!
Wigley Avatar
August 26, 2018 at 1:47 AM
My redeeming feature, Arthur. Regards, Viv
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