Who Do I Think I Am

I think I'm a good diplomat, I'm worth a prize or cup, I stop all of our arguments by simply shutting up. I think I'm a good dresser, I'm really quite a catch although some socks have holes in and that's why they do not match. I think I'm an Adonis God-like, striding on the sand sucking in my stomach, and my buttocks with both hands. I think that I'm a master chef my curry you can't beat it the family say they're allergic but at least the cat will eat it. I think I'm a good vocalist it's all part of my charm though when I sing, the neighbours think I'm testing smoke alarms. I think that I'm a good lover when, as my girl makes it plain, I know she wants more as she says 'okay, is that it, then?' I think I write good poetry, the truth I may be fudging, but maybe we should wait and see if this gets through the judging. For contest 'Who do you think you are', sponsor Caren Krutsinger August 23rf, 2018