Whistlin' Dixie

Lately my limericks have been gushing out thick and fast Enjoy them too before posting 'em for each lad and lass Not all top notch But close to the top Humour that makes me whistle dixie through my big ass
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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January 19, 2018 at 2:15 PM
this was really sweet until the end... lol
Ellison Avatar
January 19, 2018 at 2:22 PM
LOL Wait... wait... ah there's the smut! Didn't disappoint did I!!! LOL
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January 19, 2018 at 11:49 AM
Oh Jack ... is this another poop related metaphor?? limericks gushing out think and fast?? Yikes!!!!
Ellison Avatar
January 19, 2018 at 1:12 PM
Uh... did you mean "thick" and fast!!! LOL HOW ARE YOU TODAY my sweet lassie!!! Love, Happy Jack xxx ??????
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January 19, 2018 at 8:39 AM
When Jack's derriere exhales//Limericks fill up his sails//Not an ill wind//needing rescind//but gigglers, it just never fails. GOOD MORNING JACKSON OF THE AROMATIC NORTH WIND!!!
Ellison Avatar
January 19, 2018 at 9:00 AM
Your noggin is cookin' just like mine!!! YEE HAW!
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January 19, 2018 at 8:03 AM
I can smell the laughing gas from here! <3
Ellison Avatar
January 19, 2018 at 8:59 AM
NOW!!! Was that ladylike dear MO!!! LOL xxx
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January 19, 2018 at 8:40 AM
:-)!
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