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Whistlin' Dixie

Lately my limericks have been gushing out thick and fast Enjoy them too before posting 'em for each lad and lass Not all top notch But close to the top Humour that makes me whistle dixie through my big ass

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Silent One

Date: 1/19/2018 2:15:00 PM

this was really sweet until the end... lol

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/19/2018 2:22:00 PM

LOL Wait... wait... ah there's the smut! Didn't disappoint did I!!! LOL

Judith S

Date: 1/19/2018 11:49:00 AM

Oh Jack ... is this another poop related metaphor?? limericks gushing out think and fast?? Yikes!!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/19/2018 1:12:00 PM

Uh... did you mean "thick" and fast!!! LOL HOW ARE YOU TODAY my sweet lassie!!! Love, Happy Jack xxx ??????

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 1/19/2018 8:39:00 AM

When Jack's derriere exhales//Limericks fill up his sails//Not an ill wind//needing rescind//but gigglers, it just never fails. GOOD MORNING JACKSON OF THE AROMATIC NORTH WIND!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/19/2018 9:00:00 AM

Your noggin is cookin' just like mine!!! YEE HAW!

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 1/19/2018 8:03:00 AM

I can smell the laughing gas from here! <3

Jack Ellison
Date: 1/19/2018 8:59:00 AM

NOW!!! Was that ladylike dear MO!!! LOL xxx

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 1/19/2018 8:40:00 AM

:-)!