Whine, Wine and Cheese
It’s time to lounge and contemplate,
Allowing the crap to all hang out.
While full bowels disintegrate
The gas attacks, having to shout.
Relief is done gradually
And Cabernet eases the day,
Oh this wine, I tell you truly
Entices with its fine bouquet.
But the thing I hate most of all,
In a restroom away from home…
After cheese, hands reach for the wall,
Yet…there is nothing there but chrome!
Paper roll is gone, long been flushed,
My whining drains... my seat untouched!
Here’s My Whine, Now Pass The Cheese
Philip Garcia’s Contest
8/08/2016
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