Which Was Outstanding

Which Was Outstanding

She wore a bikini so her body he could observe
Which was cute with a very vivacious curve
Wore right-sized bra so boobs would suspend
Matching her elegant body along with rear end.

With both of his eyes, he did toil and tarry
Then said one day we both should marry
(Never heard of anyone married to themselves before.)
After being taunted by her smile and terrific teeth
Wondering what lies ahead and underneath.

In bed, big breasts kept getting in the way
So what was he really supposed to say?
After his performance which was oh so fine
He wanted little old me to be his valentine.

Together, have been married for many long years
Along with great goals and hopes and fears
And even though now old she kept on demanding
My fine performance which is still outstanding.

PS. With you, this I wanted to discuss,
This was only intended to be humorous;
So my friend, why all of the fuss?

James Thomas Horn 
Retired Veteran
DOB: 26 June 1941
jthorn5656@gmail.com
Poem written today on 19 Sep 2014

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 4/5/2015 10:32:00 PM
JAMES, Thank you for the sweet reply to my comment. Have yourself a Happy Easter Love LINDA
Login to Reply
Horn Avatar
James Horn
Date: 4/6/2015 6:13:00 AM
How did you end up at this poem anyway? I have just added a few more to my rapport or is that repertoire for anyone while wearing a big bra. I just wrote it because it sounded funny. What other reason should you write poems for? Have you been reading poems this morning already? Jim
Date: 9/29/2014 11:02:00 AM
Congratulations on your first place win James.
Login to Reply
Horn Avatar
James Horn
Date: 4/6/2015 6:14:00 AM
Haven't heard from you in quite a while. How is your poetry performance doing? Will have to check it out. Jim Horn
Horn Avatar
James Horn
Date: 9/29/2014 1:32:00 PM
I must admit that I wish I could do a mass mailing of a thank you response but that would not seem sincere enough for how much I appreciate all of your positive comments. "Support is that thing which brings on much comfort." James Thomas Horn PS. This is what I honestly mean to everyone. Hope everyone likes this.
Date: 9/28/2014 6:22:00 AM
- James, congrats with your winning poem - A wonderful 1st place !!! - Enjoy reading it - Have a nice Sunday. - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
Login to Reply
Horn Avatar
James Horn
Date: 9/29/2014 1:31:00 PM
I must admit that I wish I could do a mass mailing of a thank you response but that would not seem sincere enough for how much I appreciate all of your positive comments. "Support is that thing which brings on much comfort." James Thomas Horn PS. This is what I honestly mean to everyone. Hope everyone likes this.
Date: 9/28/2014 5:18:00 AM
I loved the nice take on the theme and congrats on the win, James
Login to Reply
Horn Avatar
James Horn
Date: 9/28/2014 6:01:00 AM
I must admit that I wish I could do a mass mailing of a thank you response but that would not seem sincere enough for how much I appreciate all of your positive comments. "Support is that thing which brings on much comfort." James Thomas Horn
Date: 9/27/2014 12:53:00 PM
Congratulations on your first place win.
Login to Reply
Horn Avatar
James Horn
Date: 9/28/2014 6:03:00 AM
I must admit that I wish I could do a mass mailing of a thank you response but that would not seem sincere enough for how much I appreciate all of your positive comments. "Support is that thing which brings on much comfort." James Thomas Horn PS. This is what I honestly mean to everyone.
Date: 9/27/2014 11:36:00 AM
YOU Have soup mail....
Login to Reply
Date: 9/27/2014 10:59:00 AM
Thank You for entering my contest!
Login to Reply
Horn Avatar
James Horn
Date: 9/27/2014 11:02:00 AM
How do I find and see the results of your contest? Jim Horn
Date: 9/27/2014 8:06:00 AM
many congrats on your first place in Judy's contest:-) Hugs Jan x
Login to Reply
Horn Avatar
James Horn
Date: 9/28/2014 6:03:00 AM
I must admit that I wish I could do a mass mailing of a thank you response but that would not seem sincere enough for how much I appreciate all of your positive comments. "Support is that thing which brings on much comfort." James Thomas Horn PS. This is what I honestly mean to everyone.
Allison Avatar
Jan Allison
Date: 9/27/2014 11:09:00 AM
left hand side of the page 'contests' the contest winners 'members' hugs jan
Horn Avatar
James Horn
Date: 9/27/2014 9:43:00 AM
How and where did you find it? Jim Horn
Date: 9/25/2014 8:28:00 PM
James, I saw this on Alfred's winning list... Congratulations... Linda
Login to Reply
Horn Avatar
James Horn
Date: 9/28/2014 6:04:00 AM
I must admit that I wish I could do a mass mailing of a thank you response but that would not seem sincere enough for how much I appreciate all of your positive comments. "Support is that thing which brings on much comfort." James Thomas Horn PS. This is what I honestly mean to everyone.
Date: 9/25/2014 7:50:00 AM
Congrats on ur winning awesome write James!
Login to Reply
Horn Avatar
James Horn
Date: 9/28/2014 6:05:00 AM
I must admit that I wish I could do a mass mailing of a thank you response but that would not seem sincere enough for how much I appreciate all of your positive comments. "Support is that thing which brings on much comfort." James Thomas Horn PS. This is what I honestly mean to everyone.
Date: 9/24/2014 5:01:00 PM
outstanding was a cute title for it!! BIG congrats. Happy to see you on a winners' list!
Login to Reply
Horn Avatar
James Horn
Date: 9/28/2014 6:06:00 AM
I must admit that I wish I could do a mass mailing of a thank you response but that would not seem sincere enough for how much I appreciate all of your positive comments. "Support is that thing which brings on much comfort." James Thomas Horn PS. This is what I honestly mean to everyone.
Horn Avatar
James Horn
Date: 9/24/2014 5:09:00 PM
I have just started. My problem is when you write 60 poems in a 30 day period, which one should you enter. It is like I wish everyone could read all of my poems, vote on them and then indicate which ones I should enter in what contest. I am really having a great time on PoetrySoup as you can tell by now. I am a morning person though. At 5AM my mind starts in motion expecting me to write a poem. I even wake up in the middle of the night sometimes with my mind in the same mode. Jim
Date: 9/24/2014 4:44:00 PM
You enter a contest called anypoem and place 5th...in the left hand margin in the Contest section click on Contest Winners:Members and it will lead you to the contest winners list.
Login to Reply
Date: 9/24/2014 4:10:00 PM
Congrats Jimbo....cheers Tim
Login to Reply
Horn Avatar
James Horn
Date: 9/28/2014 6:07:00 AM
I must admit that I wish I could do a mass mailing of a thank you response but that would not seem sincere enough for how much I appreciate all of your positive comments. "Support is that thing which brings on much comfort." James Thomas Horn PS. This is what I honestly mean to everyone.
Horn Avatar
James Horn
Date: 9/24/2014 4:41:00 PM
Weird. Everyone is congratulating me for something that I don't know what it is. How do I look it up and how did you find out about it? Jim Horn
Date: 9/24/2014 10:41:00 AM
Congratulations on your win with this amusing poem.
Login to Reply
Horn Avatar
James Horn
Date: 9/28/2014 6:08:00 AM
I must admit that I wish I could do a mass mailing of a thank you response but that would not seem sincere enough for how much I appreciate all of your positive comments. "Support is that thing which brings on much comfort." James Thomas Horn PS. This is what I honestly mean to everyone.
Horn Avatar
James Horn
Date: 9/24/2014 2:46:00 PM
Thanks for your comment. How did you end up finding my poem? Jim Horn
Date: 9/24/2014 5:01:00 AM
many congrats on your win James. Hugs Jan xx
Login to Reply
Horn Avatar
James Horn
Date: 9/28/2014 6:10:00 AM
I must admit that I wish I could do a mass mailing of a thank you response but that would not seem sincere enough for how much I appreciate all of your positive comments. "Support is that thing which brings on much comfort." James Thomas Horn PS. This is what I honestly mean to everyone.
Allison Avatar
Jan Allison
Date: 9/24/2014 8:19:00 AM
it was for Freddies contest where you could enter any contest - you don't get e mail about it you need to look on winners lists. Hugs jan x
Horn Avatar
James Horn
Date: 9/24/2014 5:12:00 AM
Which win is it this time. I never can find it and never receive an email from PoetrySoup about it. Jim Horn
Date: 9/19/2014 8:20:00 AM
LOl amusing write James:-) Hugs Jan xx
Login to Reply
Horn Avatar
James Horn
Date: 9/19/2014 9:28:00 AM
Absolutely right. Will go and change it. Glad you appreciated my Horn humor.
Get a Premium Membership
Get more exposure for your poetry and more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Reflection on the Important Things

Member Area

My Admin
Profile and Settings
Edit My Poems
Edit My Quotes
Edit My Short Stories
Edit My Articles
My Comments Inboxes
My Comments Outboxes
Soup Mail
Poetry Contests
Contest Results/Status
Followers
Poems of Poets I Follow
Friend Builder

Soup Social

Poetry Forum
New/Upcoming Features
The Wall
Soup Facebook Page
Who is Online
Link to Us

Member Poems

Poems - Top 100 New
Poems - Top 100 All-Time
Poems - Best
Poems - by Topic
Poems - New (All)
Poems - New (PM)
Poems - New by Poet
Poems - Read
Poems - Unread

Member Poets

Poets - Best New
Poets - New
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems Recent
Poets - Top 100 Community
Poets - Top 100 Contest

Famous Poems

Famous Poems - African American
Famous Poems - Best
Famous Poems - Classical
Famous Poems - English
Famous Poems - Haiku
Famous Poems - Love
Famous Poems - Short
Famous Poems - Top 100

Famous Poets

Famous Poets - Living
Famous Poets - Most Popular
Famous Poets - Top 100
Famous Poets - Best
Famous Poets - Women
Famous Poets - African American
Famous Poets - Beat
Famous Poets - Cinquain
Famous Poets - Classical
Famous Poets - English
Famous Poets - Haiku
Famous Poets - Hindi
Famous Poets - Jewish
Famous Poets - Love
Famous Poets - Metaphysical
Famous Poets - Modern
Famous Poets - Punjabi
Famous Poets - Romantic
Famous Poets - Spanish
Famous Poets - Suicidal
Famous Poets - Urdu
Famous Poets - War

Poetry Resources

Anagrams
Bible
Book Store
Character Counter
Cliché Finder
Poetry Clichés
Common Words
Copyright Information
Grammar
Grammar Checker
Homonym
Homophones
How to Write a Poem
Lyrics
Love Poem Generator
New Poetic Forms
Plagiarism Checker
Poetics
Poetry Art
Publishing
Random Word Generator
Spell Checker
Store
What is Good Poetry?
Word Counter