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Where's The Eleven



If you ever have to dial 911 in an emergency And can't find eleven, kids'll tell ya immediately Push the one twice Two times to be precise Till you fart then excuse yourself fervently

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Date: 4/8/2019 10:59:00 AM
Would a fart get them to you any quicker ? Good day Jack
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/8/2019 11:09:00 AM
Yes but make sure there's no one behind you!!! peeewwww!!! Good day Sir Thomas!!!
Date: 4/8/2019 7:49:00 AM
Teehee ;D Good morning my sweet toot! Soggy hugs from the capital <3 xomo!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/8/2019 8:01:00 AM
Yes but finally spring-like temps!!! 62 here... OOOEEE! Good good morninng sweet Mo! Happy Jack XOX