Where's the Eleven

If you ever have to dial 911 in an emergency And can't find eleven, kids'll tell ya immediately Say push the one twice Two times to be precise Till you fart then excuse yourself fervently
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Horsman Avatar
November 27, 2018 at 7:07 AM
Love it, another day, Jack, and another laugh, keep them coming..
Ellison Avatar
November 27, 2018 at 7:26 AM
As long as I'm breathing, I guarantee the giggles will continue!!!! It's my calling! (someones gotta do it!)
Pigeon Tart Avatar
November 26, 2018 at 7:34 AM
Lol! ;) xomo <3
Ellison Avatar
November 26, 2018 at 8:06 AM
Love the word "fart"... means it's another silly day!!! Lovesies my love... HJ XOXOX
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