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Where's the Eleven

If you ever have to dial 911 in an emergency And can't find eleven, kids'll tell ya immediately Say push the one twice Two times to be precise Till you fart then excuse yourself fervently

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Date: 11/27/2018 7:07:00 AM
Love it, another day, Jack, and another laugh, keep them coming..
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/27/2018 7:26:00 AM
As long as I'm breathing, I guarantee the giggles will continue!!!! It's my calling! (someones gotta do it!)
Date: 11/26/2018 7:34:00 AM
Lol! ;) xomo <3
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/26/2018 8:06:00 AM
Love the word "fart"... means it's another silly day!!! Lovesies my love... HJ XOXOX

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