Where Are They Now

Mary had a little lamb that soon became someone's chops That's a lie, a mouse never runs up a clock, only in the Boondocks Little Miss Muffett sat on the Spider Jack and Jill went up a hill, Jack killed Jill and tried to hide her Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard, there was no bone for the dog Little Boy Blue got lost in the London Fog Remember Little Jack Horner He was put in a Roundhouse and told to sit in the corner The Three Little Pigs were smoked and placed on the table Goldi Locks visits The Three Bears more often now that they have Cable Four and twenty Blackbirds were baked in a pie The wolf was an assassin from the Government, Grandma was a suspected foreign spy Green Eggs and Ham According to the FDA are now just as dangerous as Spam Acoording to the Police, there was no Giant and Jack never had a Beanstalk He was just stoned from his Marijuana crop Georgie Porgie later became better known as Boy George The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe, still trying to hunt the fathers down for child support Most of these celebrities wish to stay out of the spotlight Twinkle Twinkle the Little Star dropped out of school and today is not so bright