Where Are My Keys

If 
you
have
nipple
piercings
then you have 
absolutely no excuse 
for misplacing your car keys
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Allison Avatar
September 1, 2015 at 2:27 PM
oh my word this is hilarious Bill:-) hugs Jan xx
Allison Avatar
September 1, 2015 at 2:52 PM
Your poetry is so funny Bill:-) I have you on my fave poets list:-) hugs Jan xx
Lindsay Avatar
September 1, 2015 at 2:47 PM
Jan, I believe that you may be my number 1 fan ;) xx
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