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Where Are My Keys

If 
you
have
nipple
piercings
then you have 
absolutely no excuse 
for misplacing your car keys

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Jan Allison

Date: 9/1/2015 2:27:00 PM

oh my word this is hilarious Bill:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 9/1/2015 2:52:00 PM

Your poetry is so funny Bill:-) I have you on my fave poets list:-) hugs Jan xx

Bill Lindsay
Date: 9/1/2015 2:47:00 PM

Jan, I believe that you may be my number 1 fan ;) xx