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When Your Ho, Ho, Ho

When your Ho, Ho, Ho is a no, no, no
        Then you must open the lung
                Then just blow, blow, blow your Ho, Ho, Ho
                        It’ll slip right off the tongue

 See, your Ho, Ho, Ho must resonate
       A sturdy, wordy bellow
            That's if you want to replicate
                        That Big Ole Santa fellow

If your Ho, Ho, Ho just won’t go, go, go
      You could sit on some hot coal
               Then you know, know, know you will Ho, Ho, Ho
                         From way deep down in your soul
 

Merry Christmas
12/25/18

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CayCay Jennings

Date: 12/29/2018 2:14:00 PM

I am amused, I love being amused, need it and appreciate it. Adorable, and did I mention amusing? So cute ... CayCay

Mike Gentile
Date: 12/29/2018 3:46:00 PM

Thanks so much CayCay xxoo

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/26/2018 10:32:00 PM

This is so so so uproarious, my friend. Well-done, Mike! Thanks for providing some pure enjoyment! ~ Gershon

Mike Gentile
Date: 12/27/2018 7:20:00 AM

Thanks so much Gershon!!

Warren Doll

Date: 12/26/2018 10:05:00 PM

Mike, your poem is so funny. You made me laugh out loud. Merry 12 days of Christmas and a Wonderful New Year~ Warren

Mike Gentile
Date: 12/27/2018 7:20:00 AM

Happy New Year, Thanks Warren !!!

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/26/2018 3:16:00 PM

This is funny! I love it...ho ho ho! A fave!

Mike Gentile
Date: 12/26/2018 4:29:00 PM

Thanks Kim xxoo

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 12/26/2018 1:51:00 PM

I wonder who could read this and not smile...or laugh Mike? Thank you for the cheer! Happy New Year! : ) xxoo

Mike Gentile
Date: 12/26/2018 2:49:00 PM

Aww, Thanks Connie and Happy New Year to you as well xxoo

Silent One

Date: 12/26/2018 8:31:00 AM

Nice one Mike.. Hope you had a wonderful day..

Mike Gentile
Date: 12/26/2018 10:25:00 AM

Thank you Silent One and I hope you did as well !!!

Eve Roper

Date: 12/25/2018 5:14:00 PM

Very jolly and very Ho, Ho, and I'm on my way to go go to your next poem to read.. Merry Christmas Mike .. Stop by my Merry Christmas card and live a happy face my friend. Hugs Eve

Mike Gentile
Date: 12/25/2018 6:33:00 PM

Thanks Eve xxoo