When To Slap Your Customer

You’re to slap a customer Stubbornly sticking to a thousand For an article clearly worth ten thousand And he to it, not a new- comer: Buyers, after receiving your warm Hello’s Trying to force out your hot bellows, For which you could a head clout And its owner disgracefully walk out! You may customers slap Who deny others a gap, In your shop remembering The Armageddon Or strenuously proclaiming’ The kingdom’: Who purchasing spirit poison And no more picking up what would one’s lips moisten; One’s butchered interest hurrying to a grave yard Ta later rise with The Saints, very hard! You should a customer slap Or his knuckles rap After touching an edible And in minds this becomes indelible: What could’ve sold itself before the fingering, Another buyer’s decision eternally lingering… Aye, the ungovernable customer Making sentences and no comma! Partly debating the price of a good Partly eyeing your wife and swinging her mood: Be ye right handed, Connect your sparks-discharging slap to his left cheek, For there it is urgently demanded: The Peppery Hot for one full week!