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When People of Size Take To the Skies

When People of Size Take to the Skies

By Elton Camp 

When the extremely obese get onboard a plane
About their comfort and “rights” they complain

They forget that one ticket means only one seat
And with their seatmate for space can’t compete

Because the passenger who about normally trim
Shouldn’t have blobs of blubber pressed on him 

Realize that man has paid for the use of a full seat
To have half taken by a tub of lard is sure no treat

Southwest Airlines has courage to do what’s needed
Requires fatsos to buy an extra seat if space exceeded

The rule is if the armrest between seats can’t be lowered
The “person of size” pays for two seats to get on board

Passengers who are of such enormous, abnormal girth
More trouble to the airlines than their business is worth

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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