When Hillary Wore a Pantsuit

When Hillary Wore A Pantsuit

When Hillary was around my heart would pound
Wanted to hear voice having a soft sweet sound
And fell in love as soon as I saw fluttering eyes
Surely within them there would never be no lies.

Saw her fine lips and them so often had tasted
Now not a second in time wanted to be wasted
Always desired presence close and near to me
So what I then did was to marry her instantly.

Time flew by while I wondered where it went
Next thing I knew she had become President
And of all evil I finally found its terrible root
It was when Hillary was wearing a pantsuit.

Ho Ho Jim Horn
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Gorelick Avatar
May 5, 2016 at 4:54 PM
Gave me a good little laugh. Thank you! BG
Horn Avatar
May 6, 2016 at 7:25 AM
BG, That is always what I intend to do. Check out my Today's Trump poems. Jim
Dietrich Avatar
May 2, 2016 at 4:15 PM
haha, this one did bring a chuckle from me, Jim!!
Horn Avatar
May 3, 2016 at 8:37 AM
Seems like only a few people have your and my sense of humor.
Dietrich Avatar
May 2, 2016 at 4:15 PM
You sure do seem to have a thing for Hillary. hahaha
Horn Avatar
May 3, 2016 at 8:36 AM
Trump and her seem to be people of the day along with Me Bernie you Jane. Jim
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