Janice Canerdy Poet Limerick

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December 16, 2025, entered in Tania  Kitchin's Holiday Humor Limerick Contest  placed 1st

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When Christmas Hopes Go Awry

The French panties Bob gifted wife Sue
brought a comment that made him feel blue:
   “Hon, I doubt these will fit
    ‘cause the bottoms are split!”
Bless her heart. She just hasn’t a clue.

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Andrea Dietrich January 1, 2026 at 12:04 AM Some people are just clueless. Congrats on the contest Janice Canerdy January 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM Thanks, Andrea! Janice

Sara Kendrick December 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM Congratulations on your work being on the winners' list in Tania's limerick contest. Way to go. Thank you for visiting my page to say congratulations on being POTD and other poems. Sara K Janice Canerdy January 9, 2026 at 5:47 PM Thanks a million, Sara! Janice

Terry Miller December 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM Very funny, congratulations Janice Canerdy December 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM Thanks so much, Terry. Janice

Tania Kitchin December 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM Janice, congratulations on first place win with your hilarious and bawdy limerick. Janice Canerdy December 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM Tania, thanks so much for sponsoring and for my win. I am thrilled!! Janice

Lin Lane December 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM lol Janice. Maybe Bob needs to fill her in. Janice Canerdy December 17, 2025 at 7:39 AM Ohhh! Good one, Lin! LOL! Thanks. Janice

Ilene Bauer December 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM hilarious, janice! i needed this laugh! Janice Canerdy December 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM THANKS, Ilene. Bless You. Merry Christmas. Janice

Paula Goldsmith December 16, 2025 at 10:19 AM This is way toooooo funny. Thanks for the laugh. I can see this taking place. "Good Luck" I did "Tonight Sick Santa Had To Take Off." Have a wonderful day writing away.............. Janice Canerdy December 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM Thanks a million, Paula! Janice