What's Your Pick Up Line

Let's try to be funny, we're not being mean 
Was your daddy a baker? ................cause 
You got the best set of buns I have ever seen . 

How about some fries baby, you got some shake, 
Add a cherry to my cream and see what we can make 

Baby you're like a hot burning candle 
Once you get going you're too hot to handle 

If I said you were like a magazine, would that be too bold, 
I know you got issues, but you're hot, like a centerfold 

Is that a mirror, you got in that dress? 
Cause I see myself in it, I do confess 

Baby, Don't you know what you do to me, I'm beating like a drum, 
I'll let you play my harmonica if you know just how to hum. 

Darling oh darling, don't get me all wrong
I'd tell you that ***** joke...but it's way too long

A wink, a smile, buy them a beer or some wine
Nothing starts the conversation off better
Than a funny little.............. pick up line

If you're out tomorrow, next week, or tonight
Use one of these beauties to your dates delight
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Vaso Avatar
September 15, 2014 at 9:13 PM
And I wonder why I am single!!!! LOL
Smith Avatar
September 15, 2014 at 10:21 PM
Lol....yep we all wonder
Vaso Avatar
September 15, 2014 at 9:12 PM
My two favorite letters of the alphabet E Z
Vaso Avatar
September 15, 2014 at 9:12 PM
We should play strip poker. You can strip, and I'll poke you.
Vaso Avatar
September 15, 2014 at 9:33 PM
Me too, I am such a card!
Nance Avatar
September 15, 2014 at 9:30 PM
Thats' my favorite game! :)
Vaso Avatar
September 15, 2014 at 9:11 PM
Honey your so sweet you would put Hershey's out of business
Vaso Avatar
September 15, 2014 at 9:08 PM
If I put my key in your ignition will it turn you on?
Vaso Avatar
September 15, 2014 at 9:07 PM
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Nance Avatar
September 15, 2014 at 9:10 PM
Oh I love this one!
Vaso Avatar
September 15, 2014 at 9:06 PM
I cant resist sorry If you had eleven roses and you looked in the mirror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
Smith Avatar
September 15, 2014 at 10:34 PM
Some real classics....I had a book given to me one year called bathroom classics....had a bunch of these in them....all bathroom humor....thanks for adding
Yvonne Avatar
September 15, 2014 at 8:06 PM
Here are some pick up lines that I won't bother to rhyme. Has any body ever told you that you would look great in white because I have some white sheets at home you would look great in. Do you believe in love at first sight because if you don't I can walk in again.
Yvonne Avatar
September 15, 2014 at 8:02 PM
Great piece. I forget to check in on you two. Sorry!
Nance Avatar
September 15, 2014 at 5:22 PM
You be the paper and I'll be the pen and let us see what kind of poetry we can come up with.
Allison Avatar
September 15, 2014 at 5:15 PM
There you go Tim - you wrote them - now use them!!!! You forgot 'heaven must be missing an angel because you are here next to me' :-)hugs jan XXX
Vaso Avatar
September 15, 2014 at 9:03 PM
My girlfriend keeps leaving magazines lying around with the jewellery ads circled.....I got the hint. for her birthday she is getting a magazine rack!!!
Vaso Avatar
September 15, 2014 at 9:00 PM
LOL I tried that line at a magazine shop "You sure have a nice rack here lady"
Allison Avatar
September 15, 2014 at 5:31 PM
LOL :-) Hugs Jan xx
Duet Avatar
September 15, 2014 at 5:25 PM
:) If I said you had nice rack would you hold it against me :) hugs Tim
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