What's a Parent to Do

   drinking the water…
     … from his bath… 
   destroying whatever’s…  
     … in his path…

   mistaking the floor
     … for the loo…
   whatever’s a parent
     … to do?!... 

   With this advice you’ll agree …
      what’s more, it is free …
   … tell your terrible two
          …to turn three
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Greenhough Avatar
December 12, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Three is a step up with brand new challenges. I like this memory.
Wolf Avatar
December 12, 2024 at 8:14 PM
That's also the truth, Hilda. Thanks, Gershond
Read Avatar
December 12, 2024 at 8:10 AM
After all that we still love them.
Wolf Avatar
December 12, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Yep. ~ gw
Cheney Avatar
December 12, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Ah, good old free advice, always worth the money, but this poem is funny. Thanks!
Wolf Avatar
December 12, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Thanks, Kenneth. Keep smiling. ~ Gershon
Sands Avatar
December 12, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Cute one Gershon. Sweet for sure :)
Wolf Avatar
December 12, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Of course, there are always the 'threatening threes' to follow...
M  Avatar
December 12, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Funny as BB! Love it! You had your babies late in life hehe!! Debx
Wolf Avatar
December 12, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Actually, my wife had them for us both. Right kind of her, methinks. :) gw
Dietrich Avatar
December 11, 2024 at 12:51 PM
love this, Gershon. MY kind of humor!! My boy's terrible twos kept going until about age 10.
Wolf Avatar
December 12, 2024 at 8:24 PM
O, my. The new math worked against you, it seems...
De Beaulieu Avatar
December 11, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Hello Gershon, I think the parent have to wait another year. LOl. Merry Christmas. All the best for the New Year. Enjoy your day my friend. /Darlene/
De Beaulieu Avatar
December 13, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Hello Gershon, I wish you a Merry Christmas and all the best fpr the New Year. Enjoy your day my friend. /Darlene/
Wolf Avatar
December 12, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Thank you, Darlene! Season's best, Gershon
Gauthier Avatar
December 11, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Yes ~ what a delightful sense of humour
Wolf Avatar
December 12, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Occasionally I still click on something. Thanks for the encouragement, Line!
Lawless Avatar
December 11, 2024 at 7:48 AM
CUTE....the antidote to TWO
Wolf Avatar
December 12, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Ha, ha. Or at least, the life extender...
Gentile Avatar
December 11, 2024 at 5:37 AM
GW, that's one JOY in life that has escaped me!! Yet so fun to read about others!!! Happy Thursday!!!
Cunningham Avatar
December 11, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Haha, you often don't want them to grow up but enough is enough. Tom
Jones Avatar
December 10, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Cute Gershon!
Tor Avatar
December 10, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Nicely done Gershon. I remember my daughter when she was two. She behaved pretty well it was later on in her teens when her behavior had it's moments. I think they are so cute at two. Thanks for sharing this fact of life for lots of us...
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