Whatever You Say Dear Contest

“Honey you need to mow the lawn.” What? Its the crack of dawn. “Okay, whatever you say dear.” 7am and I already want to crack open a beer. She loves me with her whole heart and I love her too. That's why we said the words “I do.” We also said “until death do us part and it takes our soul.” I didn't realize with those words, I was setting a goal. Marriage isn't that bad, I can't lie. Although my alone and guy time went goodbye. My friends call me to watch the big game, so I ask if I can go? Then I tell them “I can't, were going to Home Depot.” The game isn't that big of a deal, just a once in a lifetime opportunity. But she reminds me, I gave all that up for our unity. I think, what does she sacrifice for this relationship? I just gave up the championship and chips and dip. Then I remember why I say “whatever you want dear.” It hit me like a lightening bolt, so clear. Its that thing for which I can't find a rhyme. Its the reason why I smile, when its bed time.