Carolyn Devonshire Poet Limerick

What To Buy

What to Buy?
 
Avoiding clothes again this year
You have strange taste; so wipe that sneer
   The tie that you said “blew”
   And your hissy fits too
The men’s department?  I’ll stay clear!

 
For some a gift card would be nice
But you whine over every price
   No hobbies have you, dear
   You even find sports *****
So what do I buy you?  Think twice!

 
Please drop the act; I’m not buying
Cross-dressers are known for lying
   Victoria’s Secret
   Silk panties, your pocket?
For my high heels we’ll be vying

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Daver Austin November 30, 2011 at 11:28 AM Theesa guy you a buying for does sound weird. A fifth of Jack Daniels is usually a safe bet. I mean, like, hissy fits, whining, silk panties. Had to read this one several times - hope I read it right. Anywho. I always enjoy read you. Love, Dave

Jack Horne November 28, 2011 at 9:18 AM LOL, love this witty piece, Carolyn

Black Eyed Susan November 28, 2011 at 7:49 AM Congrats on your win! so funny :P (p.s. "known"? 3rd stanza)

Carol Sunshine Brown November 28, 2011 at 6:56 AM Congratulations on your win in P.D.'s "MIX" contest Carolyn. My prayers follow you wherever you may be. Love, Carol

James Peranteau November 27, 2011 at 7:28 AM Quite the funny write dear poet ! "sports is queer" ? That made me kaugh, knowing that you love your fishing ! Oh, and Noah and I received your card...awesome!!!! Have a wonderful new season Carolyn my dear ! Noah says; yo! *smiles* Much love, james

Bl Devnath November 26, 2011 at 11:41 AM Funny, congrats for win, bl

Bob Quigley November 26, 2011 at 8:25 AM Kinky! Enjoyed. Congratulations Carolyn

Kash Poet November 26, 2011 at 3:57 AM Enjoyed this funny write Carolyn.Congrats!

Joe Maverick November 26, 2011 at 12:50 AM A crazy and fun piece here Carolyn, and i extend to you best wishes for the season.!

Joseph Osita November 25, 2011 at 12:00 PM You are very good in writing limerick, carolyn. Nice sense of humour. Best wishes in the contest

Harry Horsman November 25, 2011 at 10:08 AM This is real, Carolyn. just as it is, of that i know. very funny, especially as it can get quite serious this christmas shopping saga. harry

Tony Lane November 25, 2011 at 9:33 AM Very funny!

Russell Sivey November 24, 2011 at 9:27 PM Ha, great humorous write Carolyn! I believe that this poem is a bit of the truth! Not being a cross-dresser though! I really liked this poem though, thank you for sharing it with us all!! Glorious Work!!