What Men Want
WHAT MEN WANT
I went for a walk, tripped and bumped my head,
I got up, buttoned my coat, it was freezing cold,
Began snowing outside I was told
Walking in the mall, in my head,
Heard, two men chatting, looking my way
She can put her slippers any night or day
Under my bed!
This I distinctly heard, how absurd!
Couldn’t wait to tell my friends at work
Wore a smirk
On my face as I gathered Emily, Sue and Jane,
“ I can read the minds of men”
Jane held up her hands,
Yes, I said all your fingers intact, all ten,
Do you think I’ve gone mad,
Yes said Sue, just a tad!
Their boss passed and they greeted him,
Guess what I said, I am getting a raise
Today, they laughed, but my boss
Called me in and gave me a raise,
I came out of his office with thumbs up, yup,
It was confirmed by Mr Blaze!
The girls were astounded as I revealed
The thoughts of Peter, Sam and Eddie
The one I couldn’t repeat belonged to Freddie!
Sam had a crush on Jane and Eddie
Though Emily was great
And Sue, well I told her that Peter was about,
To propose which he did, but I had a nagging doubt,
That my gift was a temporary measure,
So used it as much as I could, what a treasure!
The night before, read my husband’s mind
That he wanted me to cook Kleftico
So before going home I went to find
What my husband had in mind.
Arrived home put my dainty apron on,
And began to cook, chilled the wine
And we were ready to dine,
Hubby arrived – Mmmm something smells nice,
Lifted the lid of the pot in the oven
And gave me a kiss and then my overworked
Mind heard him say,
Kleftico, red wind and if she wore
Her sexy black nightie, what a perfect night
So I took it out ready to wear
But after dinner tripped on a stair,
Fell down and bumped my head
Hard, there I lay eagle spread
On the floor, hubby picked me up
And saw my nightie on the bed,
How could you read my mind, he said,
But the bump on my head,
Reversed my gift, really did I,
You certainly did, perhaps it’s
The bump on your head, he said!
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