What Makes Men Go Wild

They hold up "mountains" even "hills" They catch crumbs and little spills They come in shapes, colors, and sizes Some holding "sexy" surprises Fancy, lacy, even plain Driving men slowly insane Hiding under shirts and sweaters More fun when they're getting wetter Some are floppy Some are firm But they seem to make men squirm If you haven't figured it out I'll tell you what it's all about These crazy things are bras and boobs Men are in a happy mood Every time they can sneak A look at these lovely "peaks"