What If I Be the Judge

What if I interchange my place with you tactfully and be the interviewer ma'am, you the nervous interviewee? My jumbled head with statistics from economics to weight of moon and from Osama to Obama, will be a blank space soon. I will measure you inch by inch taking a careful look at you, suddenly without an apparent cause let out a huge naughty guffaw. This will make you nervous more sweat beads appear all over face, casually I will enjoy this,and let my mind to start caress. Very much enjoy change of roles with the peoples surrounding me, frequently I am the Boss of all anytime can be 'he' or 'she'. What if I want to judge this time to get the first time judgement taste, will you sponsor write a poem and enter in your own contest? =============000==============
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Brown Avatar
October 3, 2011 at 7:25 AM
Congratulations on your win Kashinath. Love, Carol
Minardi Avatar
October 3, 2011 at 1:41 AM
hahaha, twisted! Great poem. Congrats, Kashinath :)
Ramage Avatar
October 3, 2011 at 12:14 AM
Great poem, so nice to seen you in the winner's circle. Take care, well done my friend. Lee
Lucas Mcclure Avatar
October 2, 2011 at 8:49 PM
Congratulations on your HONORable Mention!!!!!----Lori
Sweetheart Avatar
October 2, 2011 at 6:43 PM
Congrats Kash on HM with this fantastic work of art my friend..another super write luv..enjoy honor..
Jones Avatar
October 2, 2011 at 2:56 PM
hahaha @ the guffaw.. another stellar write, kashinath.. thank you once again and have a beauty day. Namaste~N
Wesley Avatar
June 22, 2011 at 4:54 PM
I enjoyed this so much, style and rhythm all in place.
Devnath  Avatar
June 13, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Class, I think your poem is. Everything is Circumstantial, situational base but up to date thinks to be.
Onclaud Avatar
June 12, 2011 at 3:22 AM
anything new, kashi?? come on over! :) huggs, nette
M V Avatar
June 11, 2011 at 10:42 PM
Nicely written,Kashinath.Your thoughts reminded me of Tagore's story 'When Whishes Come True'.Your way of presentation is beautiful.
A   Avatar
June 11, 2011 at 10:36 PM
Awesome Kash, sure enjoyed ..good luck in the contest,..p.d.
K. Avatar
June 11, 2011 at 10:22 PM
That is so cool how you approached this question, kashinath-- indeed what if the tables were turned? but hey that would be so cool if you do get to host your contests in the future :D
Osita Avatar
June 11, 2011 at 9:04 PM
I'm sure you have a place in winners list with this amazing entry.Best wishes!
Horne Avatar
June 11, 2011 at 9:01 AM
LOL, very clever write, Kash. How we'd all love to reverse the tables sometimes
Foulk Avatar
June 10, 2011 at 6:44 PM
i like these what if contest, there is so many ways you can take them, yours was very creative and i enjoyed it. good luck in contest.
Devonshire Avatar
June 10, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Very cool, surprise ending, Kash. All my life I've tried not to judge other people, but judging the contests is really very uncomfortable. Wishing you success with this super clever entry, my friend. Feeling a bit better today and am trying to catch up on some comments. Love, Carolyn
Brown Avatar
June 10, 2011 at 5:12 AM
Wishing you a wonderful day and weekend too. I enjoyed reading your poetry this morning Kashinath. I hope your weekend is filled with love and joy and you find your soul filled with inspiration. Love, Carol
Neels Avatar
June 10, 2011 at 4:55 AM
Kash, I just love the twist, wishing you all the best for the contest :)
Onclaud Avatar
June 9, 2011 at 8:30 PM
oooh, mind twisting, kashi... shifting gears here for heightened creative wriring... really well-done, yeah! ! best wishes and visit me--just finished one for the same contest. :) huggs, nette
Dietrich Avatar
June 9, 2011 at 8:15 PM
hmmm, this one is different for you, Kash. Changing places with an interviewer or a judge. Well, I don't know about the first one, but you CAN sponsor a contest one day. Just make it happen!! OK? Nice seeing you here, my friend!
Sweetheart Avatar
June 9, 2011 at 8:09 PM
well Kash a masterpiece in poetry my friend.. and all the what if's alluded to are something to think about luv.. super enjoyed this one especially the ending lines on contests and sponsors.. good luck with this unique piece...
Poet Avatar
June 9, 2011 at 11:45 AM
What if I be the judge this time?
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