What If I Be the Judge

What if I interchange my place with you tactfully and be the interviewer ma'am, you the nervous interviewee? My jumbled head with statistics from economics to weight of moon and from Osama to Obama, will be a blank space soon. I will measure you inch by inch taking a careful look at you, suddenly without an apparent cause let out a huge naughty guffaw. This will make you nervous more sweat beads appear all over face, casually I will enjoy this,and let my mind to start caress. Very much enjoy change of roles with the peoples surrounding me, frequently I am the Boss of all anytime can be 'he' or 'she'. What if I want to judge this time to get the first time judgement taste, will you sponsor write a poem and enter in your own contest? =============000==============

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Date: 10/3/2011 7:25:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Kashinath. Love, Carol
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Date: 10/3/2011 1:41:00 AM
hahaha, twisted! Great poem. Congrats, Kashinath :)
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Date: 10/3/2011 12:14:00 AM
Great poem, so nice to seen you in the winner's circle. Take care, well done my friend. Lee
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Date: 10/2/2011 8:49:00 PM
Congratulations on your HONORable Mention!!!!!----Lori
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Date: 10/2/2011 6:43:00 PM
Congrats Kash on HM with this fantastic work of art my friend..another super write luv..enjoy honor..
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Date: 10/2/2011 2:56:00 PM
hahaha @ the guffaw.. another stellar write, kashinath.. thank you once again and have a beauty day. Namaste~N
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Date: 6/22/2011 4:54:00 PM
I enjoyed this so much, style and rhythm all in place.
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Date: 6/13/2011 9:46:00 AM
Class, I think your poem is. Everything is Circumstantial, situational base but up to date thinks to be.
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Date: 6/12/2011 3:22:00 AM
anything new, kashi?? come on over! :) huggs, nette
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Date: 6/11/2011 10:42:00 PM
Nicely written,Kashinath.Your thoughts reminded me of Tagore's story 'When Whishes Come True'.Your way of presentation is beautiful.
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Date: 6/11/2011 10:36:00 PM
Awesome Kash, sure enjoyed ..good luck in the contest,..p.d.
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Date: 6/11/2011 10:22:00 PM
That is so cool how you approached this question, kashinath-- indeed what if the tables were turned? but hey that would be so cool if you do get to host your contests in the future :D
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Date: 6/11/2011 9:04:00 PM
I'm sure you have a place in winners list with this amazing entry.Best wishes!
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Date: 6/11/2011 9:01:00 AM
LOL, very clever write, Kash. How we'd all love to reverse the tables sometimes
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Date: 6/10/2011 6:44:00 PM
i like these what if contest, there is so many ways you can take them, yours was very creative and i enjoyed it. good luck in contest.
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Date: 6/10/2011 10:03:00 AM
Very cool, surprise ending, Kash. All my life I've tried not to judge other people, but judging the contests is really very uncomfortable. Wishing you success with this super clever entry, my friend. Feeling a bit better today and am trying to catch up on some comments. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 6/10/2011 5:12:00 AM
Wishing you a wonderful day and weekend too. I enjoyed reading your poetry this morning Kashinath. I hope your weekend is filled with love and joy and you find your soul filled with inspiration. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/10/2011 4:55:00 AM
Kash, I just love the twist, wishing you all the best for the contest :)
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Date: 6/9/2011 8:30:00 PM
oooh, mind twisting, kashi... shifting gears here for heightened creative wriring... really well-done, yeah! ! best wishes and visit me--just finished one for the same contest. :) huggs, nette
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Date: 6/9/2011 8:15:00 PM
hmmm, this one is different for you, Kash. Changing places with an interviewer or a judge. Well, I don't know about the first one, but you CAN sponsor a contest one day. Just make it happen!! OK? Nice seeing you here, my friend!
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Date: 6/9/2011 8:09:00 PM
well Kash a masterpiece in poetry my friend.. and all the what if's alluded to are something to think about luv.. super enjoyed this one especially the ending lines on contests and sponsors.. good luck with this unique piece...
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Date: 6/9/2011 11:45:00 AM
What if I be the judge this time?
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