What If

What If? Brian never thought he would work in a call centre When he lived in Germany he was unemployed And while looking for a job he was forced to go Work in a call centre and refused creating a fuss I’m not selling insurance or loft insulation! Put me on fork lift truck training it’s my job Not some call centre 2 towns away The stupid running the training place Offered to buy Brian a bicycle and he laughed! You silly effing cow retrain me on fork lifts I need to renew my outdated licence Not work taking calls like a fool robot Half a decade passed and Brian Ate his words working in a call centre!