What I Would Do

I'd hike a mountain backwards, Even if it were awkward. I'd walk around in a fat suit Then tell all my friends on poetrysoup. I'd tell every other girl they smell, Even if I would never live to tell. I would sing you a song And ask your parents to sing along. I would spike my brownish-blondish hair And sport a big smile like I didn't care. I would go to the mall on a shopping spree And get kicked out for jumping on all the Christmas trees. I might whisper,"I love you" in your ear, Then scream it out for all the world to hear. I would go to a store and jump on the beds Then fall off just to hit my head. I'd jump off a bridge just because I was bored (But not without a bungee cord). I would perform for an audience until they 'booed' Then go and scuff all the skater's shoes. I would tell you this poem in brief Just for comic relief. I would face the winter without my gloves Just for your smile (Just for your love).