Bobby May Poet Free verse

What I Love Contest New

I love bees that don’t sting me
I love hat’s that fit me
I love taking a shower naked
I love not being dead and my name isn’t Fred

I love not running out of toilet paper
I love not going to the dentist
I love to be able to pee standing up
I love the person who invented paper plates

I love all women except the mean ones
I love food in a box you can nuke in under 3 minutes 
I love seeing someone do something stupid and it’s not me
Last, I love all my peep’s on soup!




Contest: What I love
Sponsored by: Maureen McGreavy 
Date Created: 03/13/2019

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Allen Beilschmidt Sr. March 28, 2019 at 8:23 AM Well done

Barbara Gorelick March 13, 2019 at 4:02 PM Its the little things that count...Well done. I still smiling. BG

Tom Cunningham March 13, 2019 at 3:19 PM That's a lot of love Bobby, hope you've recovered now. Good luck. Tom.

Alexis Y. March 13, 2019 at 2:23 PM Hi Bobby, Lol, I really enjoyed reading this piece today. I loved it! I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis

Jan Allison March 13, 2019 at 1:52 PM lol this made me laugh for so many reasons lol:-) good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx