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I love bees that don’t sting me
I love hat’s that fit me
I love taking a shower naked
I love not being dead and my name isn’t Fred

I love not running out of toilet paper
I love not going to the dentist
I love to be able to pee standing up
I love the person who invented paper plates

I love all women except the mean ones
I love food in a box you can nuke in under 3 minutes 
I love seeing someone do something stupid and it’s not me
Last, I love all my peep’s on soup!

Contest: What I love
Sponsored by: Maureen McGreavy 
Date Created: 03/13/2019

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Date: 3/13/2019 4:02:00 PM
Its the little things that count...Well done. I still smiling. BG
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Date: 3/13/2019 3:19:00 PM
That's a lot of love Bobby, hope you've recovered now. Good luck. Tom.
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Date: 3/13/2019 2:23:00 PM
Hi Bobby, Lol, I really enjoyed reading this piece today. I loved it! I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis
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Date: 3/13/2019 1:52:00 PM
lol this made me laugh for so many reasons lol:-) good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx
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