What I Love Contest New
I love bees that don’t sting me
I love hat’s that fit me
I love taking a shower naked
I love not being dead and my name isn’t Fred
I love not running out of toilet paper
I love not going to the dentist
I love to be able to pee standing up
I love the person who invented paper plates
I love all women except the mean ones
I love food in a box you can nuke in under 3 minutes
I love seeing someone do something stupid and it’s not me
Last, I love all my peep’s on soup!
Contest: What I love
Sponsored by: Maureen McGreavy
Date Created: 03/13/2019
Copyright © Bobby May | Year Posted 2019
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