What Happened Last Night

I woke up under a car tire
Man what a night that must've been because my head feels like it’s on fire
I wish I could remember what I did
I felt like I was trying to remember something from when i was a little kid
It's all blurry
So I just lay here petting this dead squirrel which is pretty furry
I wish I could get this tire off of me!
Then a cop walked by and he handed me a fee
And then just walked away
If I could get out of here id so make him pay!
For this dang fee here
I swear I need some beer!
This sucks so bad
I must've drank something bad last night, I wish I knew what I had...
I tried to grab my phone but my arms are stuck too!
Only if there was something to do
But I can't think of anything
Absolutely nothing!
And then the car started to move 
I felt like I was being stomped by a horse's hoof
Then the back tire hit my head and everything went black
Last thing I remember is the tire braking my back
I don't know what happened after that but I couldn't feel nothing especially my side
I’m no expert but I think i died....
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Fleming Avatar
May 31, 2016 at 2:10 PM
You are obviously deliriously insane Mr Trash Boat...Delightfully so! A seven for a refreshingly different approach...You mad thing you! My best regards. :) john
Boat Avatar
September 5, 2017 at 7:11 AM
You're obviously really sexy John ;), why don't you come over to my house John you mad thing you ;).
Matta Avatar
May 12, 2016 at 12:51 PM
Haha, the last line is funny, I liked it. You're alive an your nice poem, too!
Boat Avatar
September 5, 2017 at 7:13 AM
Thanks you sexy beast
Matta Avatar
May 12, 2016 at 12:51 PM
and*
Dillenbeck Avatar
May 11, 2016 at 10:53 AM
Squirrel dead meat, me o my!
Boat Avatar
September 5, 2017 at 7:14 AM
Gerald in my bed, me o my!
Lamoureux Avatar
May 5, 2016 at 8:33 AM
A bit of entertaining dark humour.
Boat Avatar
September 5, 2017 at 7:15 AM
I wrote it just for you ;)
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