What happened here?

What happened here!?
Hindsight’s forever rebuke
“the toys just jumped out of the toybox”
“Billy did it!”
“Billy wasn’t here and toys can’t jump!”
I was too young to request counsel.
Billy had an iron clad alibi.
He had been in “time out”
When the alleged offense was committed.

I was sentenced to “Time Out”
20 Minutes, no bail
No TV and a cold supper.

My fate never changed
As whenever that…that question
Was asked…I muttered….
“Billy did it”
And yes….Billy had an alibi
And I looked guilty….

I tried blaming the dog once
Until it was proven
The dog had an alibi
He couldn’t pee that high up on the tree trunk
I should’a named that dog …..
                                                     BILLY
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Wolf Avatar
August 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
As in Billy Carter the Farter, pehaps. ~ All Aboard for Libya
Etgen-Baker Avatar
August 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
😂
Delegans Avatar
August 8, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Excellent write, John! This made me chuckle this afternoon. I appreciate the humor and fun in this one.
Goldsmith Avatar
August 8, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Your "What happened here?" is a creative/fun write. I Love This One. SOOOOOO Cute.... Thanks for the laugh, I needed it..... Yes, the dog should be called BILLY or you need a good alibi. Hahaha!!!! Have a fun day writing away...........
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