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What Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and Confuses Me - Men

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What gobsmacks, bamboozles and confuses me My answer to that question is no great mystery It’s men’s complete lack of understanding of women So let me explain it quite succinctly to them Guys you should be kind your good lady Treat her like an adult, and not a darn baby Women’s minds can be read just like a good book and if you don’t listen to her, just avoid her left hook! But PLEASE beware if her monthlies are due, she may rant and rave and say she hates you. And if she needs chocolate, she really NEEDS it, okay - Get to the candy store without a moments delay! Many issues of women you’ll discover men are the cause There’s MENtal and MENace and the darn MENopause What Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and Confuses me contest Sponsored by Caren Krutsinger 10/28/18

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Charlie Knowlton

Date: 11/27/2018 12:17:00 PM

Love it Jan, and i`m a man.

Bobby May

Date: 11/26/2018 5:40:00 PM

Ha! Ha! Ha! Perfect!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2018 1:43:00 AM

Glad it made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 11/12/2018 1:34:00 PM

This is so creative and perfectly conveyed in your wonderful winning poem Jan! Congratulations on having it place Second! I loved it! xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2018 1:42:00 AM

Thanks Connie:-) hugs Jan xx

Curtis Moorman

Date: 11/12/2018 2:35:00 AM

Give a man a menial task to perform And he may become a mendicant When questioned, he may be mendacious Perhaps if they were placed in menageries they could be better controlled. Loved your entry, Jan. Right away, into my favs.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2018 1:42:00 AM

ha ha ha you have many more men words in your vocabulary than I do lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 11/11/2018 10:04:00 PM

Congratulation on your awesome 1st Gobsmacked and bamboozled and confused place win. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2018 1:41:00 AM

Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Line Gauthier

Date: 11/11/2018 4:48:00 PM

I love how your wrapped up this fun poem, Jan. Congrats on your win.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2018 1:41:00 AM

Thanks Line:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/29/2018 5:30:00 PM

U did this so great. On my phone. Horrors

Jan Allison
Date: 10/29/2018 6:00:00 PM

thanks Andrea:-) hugs jan xx

Vladislav Raven

Date: 10/29/2018 11:36:00 AM

Hi Jan, loved this one. I laughed and laughed. You definitely hit my funny bone with your fin-filled lines. A wonderful creation Jan, good luck in the contest. Have a wonderful Monday. Hugs....Mike. XX

Jan Allison
Date: 10/29/2018 4:24:00 PM

Thanks Mike I've been busy most of the day and not been on the computer, then assisted with a 'ghost walk' with Manx Blind Welfare so not been home long:-) hugs jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 10/29/2018 9:40:00 AM

Ha ha, this is cute and fun Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/29/2018 4:23:00 PM

Thanks Rick:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 10/29/2018 9:19:00 AM

Ha, always men are to blame ... sheesh. : ) Nicely done Jan. Best of luck in the contest

Jan Allison
Date: 10/29/2018 4:19:00 PM

Thanks Chris:-) hugs Jan xx

Winged Warrior

Date: 10/29/2018 7:05:00 AM

Women Godsmack and men bamboozle...confuses the hell out of me lol...lovely winning write Jan...love & light...^WW^

Jan Allison
Date: 10/29/2018 4:15:00 PM

Thanks ^WW^:-) hugs Jan xx

Robert Lindley

Date: 10/29/2018 4:38:00 AM

Not only are you a great poet but you have men nailed.. I love this very, very creative and superbly crafted piece! A fav.. as so much truth is great to find...

Jan Allison
Date: 10/29/2018 4:15:00 PM

Thanks for your lovely comment Robert:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 10/29/2018 4:04:00 AM

If this is for men, please 4 lines or less so we get it!!!! LOL

Tim Smith
Date: 10/29/2018 7:00:00 PM

We like lists

Jan Allison
Date: 10/29/2018 4:07:00 AM

ha ha ha ... yes of course I'll remember next time or should I make a list would that be easier for men to follow lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 10/28/2018 8:12:00 PM

Hi Jan, Lol! Now they know. I enjoyed this playful write. I wish you the best of luck in the cintest:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 10/28/2018 8:23:00 PM

lol Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 10/28/2018 6:59:00 PM

You omitted the fact that women smell nicer then men - most especially after they have consumed that chocolate! Good luck in the contest! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 10/28/2018 7:24:00 PM

lol Rico:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 10/28/2018 6:26:00 PM

You forgot menage a trois

Tim Smith
Date: 10/29/2018 6:59:00 PM

Some french thing...I think it's like grey poupon

Arthur Vaso
Date: 10/29/2018 4:04:00 AM

Whats That?

Jan Allison
Date: 10/28/2018 6:28:00 PM

lol Tim yes of course how could I forget that lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 10/28/2018 5:55:00 PM

ha! great ending, jan! best of luck in the contest...

Jan Allison
Date: 10/28/2018 6:05:00 PM

Just a tongue in cheek poem for the contest lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 10/28/2018 5:20:00 PM

Chocolate !, that's where I've been going wrong lol. Great take on the contest Jan,good luck. Tom.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/28/2018 5:23:00 PM

lol Tom:-) hugs jan xx

Jay Moore

Date: 10/28/2018 4:52:00 PM

Id be offended if it wasn't true. Good job Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 10/28/2018 4:53:00 PM

lol Jay, it is written somewhat tongue in cheek:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 10/28/2018 4:50:00 PM

This one will see you to the top! A real gobsmacker and funny too!!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/28/2018 4:52:00 PM

Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Gordon Mcconnell

Date: 10/28/2018 4:35:00 PM

Fine write Jan, giving us men much to ponder but again there are two sides to every story!! Have a great day, Gordon

Jan Allison
Date: 10/28/2018 4:37:00 PM

Just a few friendly hints here Gordon ... and I have to say my hubby is a gem he's put up with me for years and is still surviving lol:-) hugs Jan xx