What Are You Waiting For?

so what are you waiting for here it is in front of your face reach out take it what are you waiting for you know you want it desire it dream about it what are you waiting for lead to turn to gold toilets to fall from alien starships you know you want it what are you waiting for pigs to fly elephants to dance on the head of a pin death to pull your number you know you want it its right there under you nose close enough to touch what are you waiting for hell to freeze over a sign from god in neon letters telling you there they are that's the one take their hand now you know you love them what are you waiting for (c)mjr 2008