Pat Adams Poet Rhyme

What a Surprise

He had never bought her flowers
So decided it was about time
He presented her with a bouquet
Complete with a lovely rhyme 

She then fell down spreading her legs
Like two fallen ivory towers
With a sultry look she then said,
"Honey, this is for the flowers!"

He obviously was quite in shock
He had never seen such a case
With bewilderment he looked down 
And said, "What, we don't have a vase?"

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Line Gauthier December 1, 2017 at 10:50 PM Too funny. Very well written, Pat. Very witty humour. Pat Adams December 2, 2017 at 7:52 AM Thank you Line. Sometimes I have a tendency to lean over the fence a bit......;0)..........pat

Dale Gregory Cozart December 1, 2017 at 3:28 PM Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!! I did not see that coming! Very funny! Pat Adams December 2, 2017 at 7:46 AM Thanks Dale. Glad you liked it!................pat

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart December 1, 2017 at 1:58 PM Oh oh oh lol ;) s'pose I shouldn't be encouraging you... Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart December 2, 2017 at 11:27 PM And so it is, right there in the disclaimer ;p Pat Adams December 2, 2017 at 7:45 AM Well, you know this is a place of encouragement and growth!!.......80)