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What a Surprise

He had never bought her flowers So decided it was about time He presented her with a bouquet Complete with a lovely rhyme She then fell down spreading her legs Like two fallen ivory towers With a sultry look she then said, "Honey, this is for the flowers!" He obviously was quite in shock He had never seen such a case With bewilderment he looked down And said, "What, we don't have a vase?"

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Date: 12/1/2017 10:50:00 PM
Too funny. Very well written, Pat. Very witty humour.
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Pat Adams
Date: 12/2/2017 7:52:00 AM
Thank you Line. Sometimes I have a tendency to lean over the fence a bit......;0)..........pat
Date: 12/1/2017 3:28:00 PM
Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!! I did not see that coming! Very funny!
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Pat Adams
Date: 12/2/2017 7:46:00 AM
Thanks Dale. Glad you liked it!................pat
Date: 12/1/2017 1:58:00 PM
Oh oh oh lol ;) s'pose I shouldn't be encouraging you...
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 12/2/2017 11:27:00 PM
And so it is, right there in the disclaimer ;p
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Pat Adams
Date: 12/2/2017 7:45:00 AM
Well, you know this is a place of encouragement and growth!!.......80)

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