Wet Dream
I once dreamt that I still were awake
Had to pee, my legs started to shake
My wife, she turned in our bed
Then wet, she woke up and said
"I dreamt that I fell into a lake"
By accident, I peed while snoring
Holy crap, my wife, she was roaring
She kicked me out of the bed
Peed-off at me...she had said
"Tonight you're sleeping on the flooring"
Make Me Laugh Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
8-31-2019
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