Charles Messina Poet Limerick

Wet Dream

I once dreamt that I still were awake 
Had to pee, my legs started to shake 
My wife, she turned in our bed 
Then wet, she woke up and said
"I dreamt that I fell into a lake" 

By accident, I peed while snoring
Holy crap, my wife, she was roaring 
She kicked me out of the bed 
Peed-off at me...she had said 
"Tonight you're sleeping on the flooring" 


Make Me Laugh Limerick Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 
8-31-2019

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Funom Makama September 9, 2019 at 10:23 AM This is a masterpiece. Your soul is palpable here, a great dish of lines my wonderful friend.

William Kelii Kekaula September 8, 2019 at 12:12 AM LOL--lovin' the late night or early morn baths--either, works for me--my compliments on the win, ~ Aloha always William

Jeanne Mcgee September 6, 2019 at 9:54 PM Yes...so happy to see this one win! Congrats Charles!

Beautiful Scars September 5, 2019 at 10:43 AM aha great one lol, congrats dear Charles :)-luloo

Kurt Ravidas September 5, 2019 at 9:23 AM My goodness, what a drama! I laughed into my cup of tea. Now I'm wet too. Congrats, Charles. That was cool and fun)

Tom Cunningham September 5, 2019 at 3:29 AM This is a cracker Charlie, congrats on your win. Tom

Line Gauthier September 4, 2019 at 11:17 PM You need better dreams, Charles. LOL Congrats on your podium finish.

Janis Medders Tobechi September 4, 2019 at 7:46 PM I love it Charles. Great limerick. Congratulations. Janis

Tania Kitchin September 4, 2019 at 6:27 PM Charlie congratulations on your winning placement in the contest. This is so hilarious, I read it several times and laughed every time!

CayCay Godwin September 2, 2019 at 9:49 PM Very, very funny stuff with a title sure to draw in every person that gutter lays. Hi. I enjoyed. Twice, I mean both pees. Let's keep this funny and never grow into pull ups, agreed? Poetry hugs ... CayCay Charles Messina September 2, 2019 at 9:59 PM Agreed..lol Hi Caycay, thank you for your visit. Have a nice evening.. Poetry hugs … Charlie

Darlene De Beaulieu September 1, 2019 at 5:56 PM Hello Carles Messina, I had a smile while reading this poem you created. Have a nice evening my friend. Darlene De Beaulieu September 3, 2019 at 2:48 PM You are so welcome my friend. Have a nice day my friend. Charles Messina September 2, 2019 at 9:58 PM Hello Darlene De Beaulieu, thank you so much my friend. Have a nice evening :)

Jeanne Mcgee August 31, 2019 at 11:33 PM What a hoot charlie. good luck in the contest! Charles Messina September 1, 2019 at 5:26 AM Anytime, Jeanne. Thanks so much!