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Well, You Didn'T Predict That

Predicting tall dark strangers, Houses near water or trees, And all the usual stuff, He makes a killing. He claims to have second sight, Is clairvoyant to the stars, A local celebrity: He has believers. It caused much embarrassment, When his caravan burnt down; And he was caught in a loo With another man! (A true story ). Jack Horne for Linda-Marie’s Crystal Ball contest

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Date: 9/22/2011 10:34:00 PM
too funny, congrats on your win in the contest Jack
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Date: 9/20/2011 3:35:00 PM
Interesting one..Congrats on your win..Sara
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Date: 9/20/2011 10:27:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Jack. Love, Carol
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Date: 9/19/2011 1:59:00 PM
Jack, Thanks for sharing your true story. Great to share with one of the best, a poem. Smile. Great to read you worthy poem. Congratulations, Agape, Moses"
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Date: 9/19/2011 9:04:00 AM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of Linda,Jack
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Date: 9/19/2011 12:30:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Jack
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Date: 9/18/2011 11:36:00 PM
Great writing for a true event. Congrats :)
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Date: 9/18/2011 9:27:00 PM
CONGRATS JACK ON 6TH PLACE WIN WITH THIS AMAZING POETRY LUV..
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Date: 9/8/2011 8:36:00 AM
Stopping by your outstanding poetry today to thank you for your kind comments on mine Jack. Love, Carol
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Date: 9/6/2011 9:53:00 AM
HaHaHa...very funny true story my friend. Good luck in the "CRYSTAL BALL" poetry contest sponsored by Linda-Marie The Sweetheart of P.S. CR
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Date: 9/4/2011 4:38:00 PM
:) I remember you telling me about this "clairvoyant," Jack. You would think he would have known his caravan was going to burn. There are a lot of phony psychics out there, but I think some people do have a gift. Not this fella though! Best wishes in the contest. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 9/4/2011 1:52:00 PM
OMG, Jack! Quite the poem here!!
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