Well, That Was Awkward
"Congrats on your pregnancy, Suzie!," exclaimed Carl
"Umm, I'm not pregnant, Carl," replied Suzie
"Oh, I thought...bloated?" says Carl
*long, uncomfortable silence*
"Darn, I'm sorry, Suzie...wrong word!
Long time no see! How ya livin', Queen!?"
*silence*
"You know I was messing with you, right?" says Carl
"You weren't, though," replied Suzie
"You're right, I'm so sorry. How've you been?
Can we just start over, Suzie? Am I forgiven?
How's your hubby doing, by the way?"
"I'll forgive you for asking,
if you'll forgive me for not answering," replies Suzie...
as she walks off.
Date written: 03/23/2020
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