Weird Creature In My Bureau Drawer

Ominous and squishy thing in bureau drawer I know because I head his silly roar, Which angered me, shaken to my core. You’ll go check it, if me you do adore… What am I supposed to do? Ignore? Your checking was rather pathetically poor. I only gave you one tiny bitty chore. Why must you right now go to the store? Maybe I will run down to the seashore. I stick out my tongue at the closing door. I’m right back where I started before. The interloper makes a tiny roar. Next I call up my new armoire’, Love you I say. He says “Love you more!” Hey, what else do you need from the store? I have multiples, you see, at least four. Our husband’s life will never be a bore. I’m not making this up, it’s not an urban lore. That bureau drawer is starting to ascend and soar. Good bye, I say to that ominous roar.