Wee Willie's Winky

Wee Willie’s Winky
Shrank in the cold and was dinky
It looked all shriveled and pinky
But the streakers thought it was kinky

As he ran through the town
People stared at it through his see through night gown
They began to frown 
Saying what’s wrong with this clown

He went to every house on the block
And tapped on their windows and shouted through the locks 
I’m wearing me mum’s nightie and her socks
And tomorrow I will wear her summer frocks

Excuse me as you go to sleep
And if you hear baa baa ignore it, it me with Bo Peep’s sheep
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010


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Date: 10/18/2010 8:56:00 AM
Love your sense of humour my friend, suits me fine sir. great write. Thank you for your wonderful comments on my own poem, much appreciated
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Date: 10/17/2010 4:35:00 PM
Hi Sydney You again! But I can't resist your nursery rhymes. Every time I see one I dive into it.And I know that it's going to make me laugh.This one is no different-Loved your- transvestite-Wee Willie Winky.Naughty but ooooh so funny. luv June(sylvia)
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Date: 10/16/2010 7:34:00 PM
wee winky sheep?? you are gonna warp the kids minds.
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Date: 10/16/2010 4:46:00 PM
okay ,, this is funny,, and so like you to write what others won't dare..lol.. enjoyed,..p.d.
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Date: 10/16/2010 2:09:00 PM
Kinda weird write about a kinda weird person..Sara
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