Wearable Tech

I think that if I could have wearable tech it might be a vest that inflates in a wreck. Perhaps a decoder of lyrics by Beck, or one that converts between gallons and pecks? Or lets me run wild in the ship’s holodeck. But I am afraid if I am circumspect, it is I that this tech likely tries to inspect, to direct my actions, make me genuflect. Big brother, who watches, with powers unchecked! So with due politeness and all due respect, This wearable tech is a watch I reject.