We shall be speaking Physics by the end of today

This is a problem growing in direct proportion To the papers that we face very soon In everyone’s speech a pronounced distortion And half the class sleepwalking at noon I’m here chiefly to bring to your attention You may soon not understand us Because I for one, others by extension Shall be speaking nothing but Physics because James is moving about too excited Gerald just got so good at deduction For the first time Andrew correctly recited The laws of Motion, Waves and Induction Ade seems to be wholly attracted To Google, ChatGPT, Bard and YouTube And we can no more get Chibuike distracted With pics of a diva exposing her b**b It’s hard to relate, with any of your mate Tomorrow the Rev. will be so delighted BGS completes old subjects one by one Thinking at last he’s covered it all But the next minute he sees a new ton Resulting from but a two-minute call Everyone speaks with uncertainty Praying that they will be understood The gravity is of such intensity That Daniel just forgot how to be rude Please do stay woke, this is not a joke Making light of matters has never been fun Oh, I remember things we used to say Now everyone takes a holy stance “Death, dishonor, football and decay” Has never met a greater resistance Like particles we all just follow the current As if we’re afraid to give out the heat Things we loved has become abhorrent Hour by hour the cycles repeat You won’t forget it, even if you don’t get it We’ll be speaking Physics by the end of the day!