We Are Not the Romantic Types

The words are spinning, twirling, dancing, laughing
Throwing my imagination into the air, letting it drop with a plop
A rhyming poem? No. That is not what I am in the mood for today.
I glare at my muse. We can surely do better than this I tell her
And I use my snotty voice for she is always messing with me.
Making fun of my missives. Tearing them apart.
She can be a nasty piece of….
SHH! Here she comes now.

Can I help you? I ask her. She is wearing her pink feathered boa.
It’s got glitzy silver sprinkles, and she tosses them onto my desk.
If we are going to write, let’s write, she says.
My fingers stop typing.
I know better than to cross her.

It was a savagely windy, twirling, whirling day, I begin.
She sticks out her tongue.
At least she did not slap me.
I am feeling like a winner.
Let’s make it romantic, I suggest.
She laughs and cannot stop laughing.
We are not the romantic types.
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Messina Avatar
January 22, 2020 at 10:02 PM
Lol...I was wondering where this was going. Love this!
Krutsinger Avatar
January 23, 2020 at 7:53 AM
Thank you Charles. I am brutally honest.
Foster Avatar
January 22, 2020 at 4:43 PM
At least she did not slap me. I loved this... I got it... really... as I have been slapped a time or two... Tea Cakes work I have a recipe if you need. The Angel ones are the best, but they make dragon ones too, for the testy type. lol... well written my friend. Ann
Krutsinger Avatar
January 23, 2020 at 7:53 AM
It sounds wonderful. I will be by soon!
Wolf Avatar
January 22, 2020 at 1:14 PM
Aw, why don't you bribe Trixie and post a super-mushy-gushy faerie love story or two. Betcha you'd have fun! Smiles, Gershon
Krutsinger Avatar
January 23, 2020 at 7:54 AM
Bribe Trixie! She is smacking my head in between two cymbals as I read this!
Rodrigues Avatar
January 22, 2020 at 12:37 PM
LOL! ROFL! My glitzy faerie-like friend!
Rodrigues Avatar
January 23, 2020 at 10:14 AM
Go ahead! Let’s see what kind of goof glitzy Trixie gets herself into :)
Krutsinger Avatar
January 23, 2020 at 7:54 AM
Glitzy Trixie. Do you mind if I poem-ize this?
Theraven Avatar
January 22, 2020 at 9:50 AM
Caren, You are most certainly a Romantic poet. You, and the pink feather boa wearer, just play your hand a little different at the card table. -Richard
Krutsinger Avatar
January 22, 2020 at 11:49 AM
Thank you Richard. I am smiling now.
Bauer Avatar
January 22, 2020 at 8:50 AM
this is hilarious, caren! i'd love to meet both you and your muse someday...
Rodrigues Avatar
January 22, 2020 at 12:37 PM
Me too!
Krutsinger Avatar
January 22, 2020 at 11:49 AM
I want to meet you too Ilene.
Lamoureux Avatar
January 22, 2020 at 7:59 AM
This made me smile. I like your muse, she has style. Hugs Rick.
Krutsinger Avatar
January 22, 2020 at 11:50 AM
Thank you Rick.
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