Rico Leffanta Poet Limerick

Wayne Weigh-In

If you heard a Soup Censor holler
They just saw a Cook Islands dollar
Allowing for windage
That Tiki appendage*
Could incite a 9-1-1 caller! 


* Gershon-approved, i.e., circumcised
Is that sufficient evidence
the Lost Tribes of Israel 
were on a Cook-out?

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Carolyn Devonshire January 19, 2021 at 3:11 PM This is too funny, Rico. Laughed out loud. Great write, my friend. Hugs, Carolyn Rico Leffanta January 21, 2021 at 11:24 AM We can all laugh again now that Trump can no longer muddy our lives! Aloha! Rico

M. L. Kiser January 19, 2021 at 12:55 AM Whoa! That's some "Holler"!

Gershon Wolf January 18, 2021 at 7:45 PM Sounds like the Lost Tribes were 'lost' in more ways than one! lol... ~ Just call me the 'Circumciser' Rico Leffanta January 19, 2021 at 9:42 AM aka "Mack-the-Knife"?

Jan Allison January 18, 2021 at 11:30 AM ha ha ha wicked humour lol:-) hugs jan xx Rico Leffanta January 19, 2021 at 9:42 AM just trying to help Wayne gain a mature understanding of "Legal Tender", although Carolyn Devonshire may be Devastated to know HRH QEII is on the flip (NOT Philip) side of the 1972 Cook Islands dollar commemorating Tangaroa, the well-hung God of Creation! Aloha! Rico