Water Makes Me Sick

I'm tired of people that are healthy Even fat people can be stealthy You mays well just get outta town If you don't, I might kill you, make you drown If only I could put on a pair of thongs I would go to golden corral and pick up food with the tongs Not my hand If I go out to eat and they offer me a water I might go crazy and start to slaughter Don't ever offer me anything free and charge me for it You can only do that if i'm wearing my favorite outfit Everyone's starting to tick me off Just leave me alone I want to go play golf It's so intense Just so you know though Water makes me sick So if you offer, you might get your butt kicked I'm a big guy that enjoys pop so please no more water, just stop